'1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG FOR HEAVENS SAKE!
'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4"Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
'7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
BARK! Sasha the Princess
PAW! Max the Dude!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
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Sasha Princess,
You seem to have gotten a burr in your saddle about the peoples today. Not that I disagree with any of your points...
That fake fetch throw is the worst. I think the peoples must have some built in gene for it. Its so totally stupid! Who falls for it more than a few times anyway?
Slobbers,
Mango
Ooh, Sasha - you are in a bad mood today!! I am almost afraid to comment! :-)
I do agree with you about many things - like my humans do that balancing cookie on the nose thing to me! And they also do the fake throw thing...Grrrr!
But actually, I really like my vet (even though I had my *operation* there) - coz they're so nice to me and always give me treats and I also went to puppy school there so I associate it with fun!
And (don't kill me!) - I do like to wear my nice, warm, fleece pyjamas in winter - it's much nicer to sleep when you're warm!
I don't bark much - actually, my humans are always trying to get me to bark more! :-)
The most annoying thing about my human (especially Hsin-Yi) is that she always comes over to me when I'm sleeping and starts fiddling with me and playing with my ears and stroking my head and poking me - she thinks I look cute when I'm sleeping and wants to give me cuddles...Hmph! Just let me sleep in peace!
But I do love my humans - even though they do silly things to me - life is just always nicer and more fun when they're around!
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
Those are great reasons to be peeved!
Yep, I hear ya especially on the walk thing....if Mom takes me on a leashed walk she just wants to walk and not let me sniff....I think that is ridiculous! I also don't like wearing clothes of any kind but all in all my MOm does lots of fun things with me even though she is silly sometimes too! :)
Kisses,
Nala
Those are great - especially #1 - th ehubby is always blaming the dogs! ha ha ha
Yep those hoomans don't quite get the crotch meet and greet. I tend to do their bums they understnd it's like us sniffing each others. They miss out so much information by not using their noses.
Velvety Kissies
Sophie
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